True coversation with Starbucks Employee...
Me: It smells like fish in here.
Nancy: What?
Me: It smells like fish.
Hila: Well sometimes one of the machines smells.
Nancy: Or it could be the old lady that was just standing at the counter.
I hope to God Nancy is wrong. I do not understand vagina as it is. And to think of an old lady vagina that smells like the catch of today makes it even less appealing. Unless it's a Blue Waffle with whipped cream and strawberries. Then I am all over that spread.
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