*All names have been changed to protect the mildly retarded
So I have a friend named Alice, who has a mild drinking problem. These are the signs to look for in case you are unsure:
1. You wake up naked
2. You wake up naked with pizza in your bed
3. You wake up naked with pizza in your bed and eat it (but you leave one of the two slices because your on a diet).
Julia
In severe cases you may experience a naked man as well in your bed, please do not feed the extra slice to him, he may never leave!
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