If I were to put an ad in the personal section this is what it would look like:
Single White Female is looking for a Gorgeous, Rich, Financially Stable Silver Fox to meet all of my needs. I do not want to have to work, cook, clean or do anything unseemly. I am a fucking lady and should be treated as such. I would prefer to have the life of a debutant (think Scarlett O'Hara from gone with the Wind, or Gretchen from Real Housewives of Orange County). I like long days at the Spa, Shopping and Eating on someone else's dime. If you feel that you could meet my needs and my end goal of being Boca Famous, please respond with cash. Thank you!
Julia
No comments:
Post a Comment